RON’S WISDOM SALON: A fictional advice column
Do you think having no problems is a problem in itself? I have no problems today and it bothers me.
You are right on the money that having no problems is a problem in itself, and sometimes it can make you take your own life. Look at the Scandinavians. They have everything handed to them. They screw like sizzling rodents, they are all tall blonde and beautiful. They drink like fish. All they have to do in life is ponder the universe, like that Ingemar Bergman guy, and make depressing movies.
Problems make people happy. You got a problem, you are focussed on it, and you try to solve it. It narrows you down so that you are not thinking, “Well, I’m gonna die and nobody will come to my funeral, and I won’t ever be back to shave my pet monkey again.” Now that is a problem we can never resolve, so the more problems the better, and besides, where would I be if people didn’t have problems? It would be a problem for me that I would not want to have.
I hope this helped.