Money is a bandage on a wound that never heals.

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Money is the most popular girl at the dance, but once she is spent she turns into an old lady.

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The profit motive is at the bottom of all action.

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The only time money is important is when you don’t have enough of it.

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The fastest way to get somebody to like you is to give them money.

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Money and death are two sides of the same coin. Most people choose to look at one side rather than the other.

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The chief advantage of being rich is knowing how little value money really has. The poor can live under a comfortable illusion.

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I would like a percentage from anyone who casts me in their fantasy.

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Shouldn’t there be a tax on using up oxygen? You should have to give back some sort of something, say, a good deed.

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Capitalism is the expression of our natural greed; socialism is supposed to be the expression of our natural benevolence. Let’s wonder which is stronger.

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Wasting time is called time spent doing something that will not bring you gain, as if gain is the only thing worth striving for.